HellCo™ presents:

EVERYTHINGCORP™

The board game where corporate chaos finally pays off.

The Corporate Trauma Arc™ — distilled into gameplay.

Your metrics don’t matter.
Your mental models won’t save you.
And “working backwards” is just the onboarding-friendly way of saying no one has a plan and we’re all improvising.

But your ability to weaponize ambiguity, outmaneuver incompetent leadership decisions, and survive the layoff Hunger Games?
That might actually get you promoted.

This is the board game that alchemizes collective delusion, burnout, and corporate gaslighting into strategy.

You could win…
but odds are you’ll still miss the bar.

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About HellCo™

HellCo™ is a dark-comedy game studio built for the overworked, the under-recognized, the reorganized, and the spiritually exhausted professionals of Big Tech and beyond.

We exist for the people who came in ready to build the future and instead found themselves writing endless docs, navigating makeshift processes, and holding fragmented systems together with hope and Slack threads — only to realize that “figure it out” isn’t guidance. It’s the culture.

Our mission is simple. Take corporate absurdity — the reorg whiplash, the leadership theatrics, the performance-cycle roulette, the metric-driven delusion — and turn it into clever, cathartic gameplay.

We design games that are:

smart
sharp
uncomfortably accurate
ridiculously fun
and painfully relatable

EverythingCorp™ is our flagship game and the first of many. We’re building a universe of products that celebrate the resilience, brilliance, and battle scars of modern professionals.

This isn’t just a game. It’s a creative rebellion.

Welcome to HellCo™. Corporate life is hell, let’s play.

UNBOX

Meet the tools you'll trust more than your actual managers. This is your welcome packet into corporate purgatory — minus the branded water bottle that leaks and the onboarding buddy who left three days before your start date.
Inside, you’ll find:
Chaos Cards because the universe loves a plot twist
Empire Coins headcount you can burn to dodge chaos, flex power, or build a team big enough to feel untouchable (you’re not)
Game Board mapped with more traps than your last performance review
Hourglass because every “quick call?” steals a piece of your soul
Player Tokens choose your overworked identity
Dice the same way leadership decides roadmaps
Rulebook not that anyone will follow it
Each piece is designed to perfectly simulate the workplace instability you definitely did not sign up for, and yet somehow became the foundation of your entire career.
CHOOSE

Choose your badge of honor... or denial. Your token isn’t just a color, it’s a personality test, a trauma résumé, and a quiet confession of how much you’ve tolerated for a paycheck.
Each token represents a different flavor of survival:
Blue “I’ve seen things. I don’t talk about them.”
Red “I will die on this hill, and leadership will send flowers.”
Yellow The optimist. You still believe in career ladders. Cute.
Purple Chronic boundary pusher. HR has your name memorized.
Grey Spirit broken, badge still works.
Tenure just marks you as “resilient” in the worst way.
Visibility is a trap disguised as opportunity.
And your deliverables? They’ll be forgotten faster than last quarter’s roadmap.
Pick your token—because no matter what color you choose, the suffering is standardized.
DRAW

Start your day the corporate way: overloaded before you even log in.
Every player starts with Chaos Cards and Empire Coins — your tools for navigating a workplace built on escalations and unclear owners.
Draw a card to discover which flavor of dysfunction your day mirrors:
Overworked SDE carrying nine services and zero recognition.
Undervalued Engineer the backbone and the scapegoat.
Disregarded Program Manager responsible for outcomes and excluded from decisions.
Overextended Data Analyst trapped in dashboard purgatory, asked to prove the unproveable.
Misinterpreted ML Engineer training models faster than leadership can misunderstand them.
Performative Leadership fluent in visibility theater and responsibility transfer.
Then choose your move: play a card, hold it, or burn an Empire Coin to dodge disaster. A true workplace simulation. Pray accordingly.
Think Hunger Games, if the weapons were Slack pings and roadmaps nobody agreed to.
SURVIVE

Chaos, sabotage, empire building and corporate disasters hit every turn:
• Layoffs for the culture
• Mandatory misery returning to office, hubs and teams
• Reorgs that break more than they fix
• SEV1s that make the morning news
• Fire drills triggered by people who left the company two weeks ago
• Promotions denied because you’re already doing the job, which somehow disqualifies you from getting the title
This is the strategic core of EverythingCorp™. You’re not just moving across a board; you’re navigating a system where every decision affects your trajectory, your visibility, and your chances of making it to the next milestone without getting quietly flagged.
The game rewards long-term thinking — the same instinct that keeps people counting down to vest dates and promo cycles. Surviving isn’t passive. It’s calculated.
To reach your Final Review, you must meet the criteria: the right number of Chaos Cards, Empire Coins, and a performance rating that isn’t in hell.
Win by any means necessary. Whether that’s a promotion… or a severance package worth celebrating.