EverythingCorp™: Performative Chaos
The satirical card game where you defend the indefensible.
Founder’s Edition
400+
EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS
$0
PAID ADVERTISING
85+
COUNTRIES
5,800+
UNIQUE SITE VISITORS
95,000+
TOTAL POST VIEWS (REDDIT/BLIND)
Validated Demand: Pre-Launch User Endorsements
“I’m definitely going to need this.”
”This is absolutely amazing and I need it.”
- Reddit User (Pre-Launch)
“This is brilliant please go through with it.”
”I’ve seen enough. Take my money!”
- Blind Community Member (Pre-Launch)
“This is hilarious and would make a great gift for colleagues.”
”IDK if I’d play it but I’d acquire it as a memento of this era.”
- Reddit User (Pre-Launch)
Performative Chaos
A premium card game that turns modern corporate dysfunction into a performance challenge.
You draw a scenario.
You defend the decision.
Everyone else decides if you sounded believable enough for promotion.
Some rounds are quick hits.
Others turn into full boardroom theater.
The harder it is to say, the more familiar it should feel.
How to Play
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Shuffle. Choose a first player. Decide whether you’re playing to 10 cards or through the full deck.
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Draw a scenario. Deliver your defense. The group votes on whether you sounded believable enough for promotion.
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Player with the most cards wins.
Congratulations, you’re either leadership material or a sociopath. Corporate can’t tell the difference.
Sample Cards
What You Get
✓ 50 fully written scenario cards
Each card is a complete scene with setup, tension, and a clear performance challenge.
✓ 3 blank cards
For your own corporate trauma. Yes, that thing your manager said. Document it.
✓ 2 instruction cards
Front and back, including advanced play modes.
Game Specs
Players: 2–10
Playtime: 30–60 minutes
Age: 18+
Estimated shipping: April 2026
Coming Soon
About HellCo™
HellCo™ is a dark-comedy game studio built for the overworked, the under-recognized, the reorganized, and the spiritually exhausted professionals of Big Tech and beyond.
We exist for the people who came in ready to build the future and instead found themselves writing endless docs, navigating makeshift processes, and holding fragmented systems together with hope and Slack threads - only to realize that “figure it out” isn’t guidance. It’s the culture.
Our mission is simple. Take corporate absurdity - the reorg whiplash, the leadership theatrics, the performance-cycle roulette, the metric-driven delusion - and turn it into clever, cathartic gameplay.
We design games that are:
smart
sharp
uncomfortably accurate
ridiculously fun
and painfully relatable
EverythingCorp™ is our flagship game and the first of many. We’re building a universe of products that celebrate the resilience, brilliance, and battle scars of modern professionals.
This isn’t just a game. It’s a creative rebellion.
Welcome to HellCo™. Corporate life is hell, let’s play.
Chaos scales. So do we.
If you want to see your trauma professionally gamified, you know what to do:
submissions@hellcogames.com
We’re not looking for ideas.
We’re collecting stories.